The Deep State

Breaking News: Army Chief of Staff Accused of Plot to Sabotage Air Force Academy’s Football Team in Wild Inter-Service Power Play

The following article is satirical, and not based on actual events or schemes by the US Army to cheat the Air Force Academy out of what...

“Operation Unsinkable:” The Army’s Ambitious Plan to Stay Afloat in the Pacific

The following article is a satirical piece and not based on actual events or plans by the US Army. Or any other military branch. Except...

Historic Achievement: First Navy Commanding Officer in a Decade Completes Command Tour Without Being Relieved

By The Salty Seaman, Deep State Naval Correspondent In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples through the ranks, the U.S. Navy...

US Air Force Sells Land Around Nuclear Silos to Chinese to Fund Nuclear Deterrent Program

In a bold and unprecedented budgetary move, the US Air Force has decided to sell off the land surrounding its nuclear missile silos to...

No Laughing Matter: Chief of Staff of the Army Changes His Professional Reading List to a Series of Memes

In a surprising move, the Chief of Staff of the Army has decided to shake up his professional reading list for military personnel by...

Strategy Central Exclusive: Wedemeyer's “20 Laws of Military Planning” Discovered During Recent Pentagon Remodel

In a surprising turn of events, a recent remodeling of a Dunkin' Donuts located within the Pentagon has led to the discovery of a set of...

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